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Ok thank goodness no other part of my dream came true. Both of Bethans friends were guys. Aiden (her boyfriend) and Storm (I'm working on finding out his real name). So basically now we are at the concert. 4^th row whoop whoop*insert mini dance*. Taking back Sunday are just wrapping up. Adam was making a final speech:

"Ok I would like to thank you for being here today next up is our bestest friends. My Chemical Romance. And I've been hearing this word used a lot it's umm... Frerard *cue screams* Oh so you know what it is. Well FYI what happens on stage is the tip-top of the ice burg"*cue louder screams* "thank you and good afternoon"

The band then exited the stage.

"Ok for Frank and Gees sake I hope he was kidding." Storm said.

I was surprised. Not many people care about frank and gees feelings in the whole Frerard debate.

"I know they get tons of stick about it." I said.

"Cool a fellow supporter."

"Ditto"

I just saw Bethan raise her eyebrow. I wasn't even gonna ask.

Suddenly the stage lights dimmed and flames were shot out. Me and Bethan screamed at the top of our lungs. Rendell, Storm and Damien just stood there silent. The band came on stage. I wish I was closer, but I could still see Bob so I was happy.

"GOOD DAY CALIFORNIA!!! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT!!!?" Gerard screamed. Everyone shouted yes at the top of their lungs.

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!"

Everyone shouted even louder.

"OK LETS DO THIS 1.2.3.4…" The band launched into This Is How I Disappear. We all started dancing and may I say my version of dancing is nearly pole-dance like. I probably creped out Bethan, Storm and Aiden. Damien is used to my dancing. As the songs progressed I got less and less energetic.

"Want to go to the front?" Storm asked me out of nowhere.

"Do you need to ask?"

"Then take my hand and don't let go till we are there."

I clamped my hand in his and followed him as he pushed through the crowd. Some people gave me dirty looks but soon returned to dancing.

When we got to the front I was in shock, I was at the front. Gerard's sweat could drop on me if I was any closer. I did all I could not to let my jaw drop. After about 10 seconds I realised I was still holding Storms hand.

"Oh umm sorry." I said slipping it out. Either it just got 10 degrees hotter or I was blushing. Shit I hope he can't notice. Of course he can't I'll be bright red anyway from the dancing. I just forgot about it and danced again. I started mucking about dancing up against Storm and he started laughing.

Then You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison started.

"Ah your time to shine." I said tuning to Storm

"What do you mean?" His face genuinely puzzled

"OK I WANT ALL THE BOYS TO TAKE THEIR MOTHER-FUCKING SHIRT OFF. DON'T BE SHY. NO ONE CARES. NOW SWING THEM AROUND IN THE AIR!" Gerard shouted into the mic. I just looked at Storm.

"Oh no. I don't want to ruin a good friendship."

"20 dollars and a hug if you do."

His shirt came off quicker than a blink. And I'm gonna sound like a plastic but he is HOT. I tried not to stare, and most likely failed, and started dancing again. And then Storm put his arm around me and pulled me closer so I was dancing against him again.

"WOW SOME OF YOU BOYS AREN'T HALF BAD!! AND YOU'RE REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC AREN'T YOU!! ESPECIALLY THE GUY AT THE FRONT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! HE'S REALLY GOING FOR IT!!! COME ON YOU CAN DO BETTER!!" Gerard said pointing to me and Storm. I looked shocked.

After mcr had finished I decided to go get a drink, as I'm not the biggest fan of Linkin Park. I got water and sat down under a tree. Typical here I am sitting on my own while everyone's having fun. But it's my own fault, like I said I'm not a big fan. I just watched the clouds.

"That one looks like a…umm… could". Came a voice from behind me. I near jumped out of my skin. I turned round to see…Gerard Way. I put my hand on my back and pinched. Nope not a dream.

"I think your right." I said laughing.

"You’re the girl who was dancing in the front row that I pointed out aren't you?" he asked sitting next to me. I pinched myself again. I love reality.

"yeah. Though technically you pointed out Storm."

"Well he seriously was the most into it. Where is your boyfriend?"

"I think he's still in the crowd and Storm isn't my boyfriend."

"Your wasting a huge chance there." He half singed

"Wait am I back in 3^rd grade? Whoa" We both started laughing "What do you mean anyway?"

"I saw you guys and Storm is totally into you. Every time I looked at you he hadn't taken your eyes off you."

"Seriously? Whoa Thanks for telling me. I would have never known."

"Well I'm glad I could help. I wish I could get that. You probably know that I thought I did."

"I heard. I'm sorry it didn't work."

"Well I am sure I'll find someone who will stay forever. Hopefully before I'm 60"

"Your Gerard Way, you can't walk 4 metres with out getting a marriage proposal."

"It's 3 metres actually."

"This is gonna sound really fan-girly but can I get a picture with you."

"Yeah of course." He said smiling

I took the picture, lucky I set my camera to muti-burst so I have like 5 pictures and after getting his autograph I headed back to the car.

*in the car*

"So Storm where do you live?" Damien asked after leaving Aiden and Bethan at Aiden's house.

"Chestnut estate"

"Wait I live there too." I half-gasped, my jaw dropping.

"How have we not meet before?"

"I have no clue"

"Well I'll just drop you off at Bells house it's less hassle. Is that ok Storm?"

"Yeah fine."

We drove for another 5 minutes while I continued talking about how cool Gerard was.

"Ok now stop bragging and get out of my car before I say your full name." Damien said stopping outside my house.

"You would dare."

"Wouldn't I Isa..."

"COME ON STORM LETS GET OUT!" I interrupted jumping out of the car.

Damien just laughed as he drove off.

"I just remembered something." Storm said walking next to me.

"What's that?"

"You owe me a Jackson ($20) and a hug" He smirked

"Darn my purse is inside and you know what we must be on a roll cause I just remembered something. Gerard Way said you never took your eyes off me at the concert."

"Shit I hate those rock star types always giving away secrets."

"So it's true?"

"Well I did look away…When I was taking off my shirt I couldn't see you" He just looked like he wanted to die right there.

"Well I think it's sweet and I think that you deserve this." I said leaning up to his cheek giving him a kiss. I stepped back down and looked at him.

"Who am I kidding?"

I wrapped my arms round his neck and kissed him full on. He kissed back and just melted into my arms.

"Can I just say I have never done this before so you better feel special" said breaking the kiss and smiling.

"I felt special when I meet you"

"Ok just for that you are coming in so continue that kiss and it is not because I'm cold." I said half-laughing, fumbling with my keys

I guided him into the living room. Everyone was out but it was still a mess. I sat down on the sofa grinning. We continued kissing for another 5 minutes till I heard the front door open.

"Libby! Where are you?" I heard Jenny calling.

"In the living room." I jumped up trying not to make it obvious what I'd just done by straightening my clothes and hair. Typical she's the ONLY one who calls me Libby.

"My friends coming over could you…Who's that?" She said looking up from the magazine she had in her hand.

"This is Storm and no I will not make dinner you can just order in food or make your own." I replied sitting back down on the sofa, Storm secretly tickled my back. I nearly giggled but kept a straight face

"Could you lend me some money then?"

"NO now I am going up to my room, I need to get something" I pulled Storm up, giving a shocked jenny a ha-ha you have to cope on your own look.

Now I know why I was meant to clean my room. I just skipped over piles of clothes and lay on my bed staring at the ceiling

"So Libby where does Bell come from?" Storm asked lying next to me. I turned my head to face his. His dark brown hair had fallen over his chocolate brown eyes

"I'll tell you if you tell me your name" I teased
"No fair."

"We having been making out for the last ten minutes and you don't tell me your real name. Fine that’s the last time then."

"Ok…It's Rendell"

"It’s better than mine. Libby-Isabelle Zoë Welby."

"Zoë agh that rocks."

"Oh but the rest doesn't"

"Yes I does. My little pretty Izzy" he said putting his arms around me

"Call me Izzy again and I'll never talk to you."

"Sorry. Here let me make it up to you." He said kissing me and moving down my neck.

God I need to check his room for a copy of how to make girls fall in love with you.

"Strom wait wait wait. I need to tell you something before we get too far." I said pulling away sitting up.

"You sound serious."

"Well it is…"

I've wrote something about this on msn ans ppl have asked wtf its abouts so here it is.

ok first things first they are medicine.Or illegal. My drugs are people. Some my friends others are musicians.

3 of my friends have given up today. They all know who they are even if some of them don't have buzznet I'll show them this 1 day. If thier still here.

ok Suki(all names are changed) discovered a band when she was in a different country. I discovered them a few months ago, but i didn't listen to them often...Tokio Hotel. Suki has got obsessed and even carved the guitarest names on her arm with i don't know what. Earlier i mentioned a dream i had about them and she didn't see the dream part of the story and thought it was real and got excited cause she thought she was going to meet them and now is refusing to talk to me saying i lied. before she got into music she was the most hyper person in the universe. Now she hasn't stopped crying since sunday.

Kim is depressed because of a guy too but thats because she's reliased he'll never go out with a non-celebrity. She was the one who gave Suki the carving idea. Though I'm usdsed to her being depressed she has been for a while on and off.

The last friend i don't want to talk about,

It is stressing me so much i'm thinking of going back to my old way of dealing with stress.

only Suki and Beecca and Katie know what that way is. And I've only stopped that why for a month, but i thought it was gone for good. Now i think i might start again.

Only 1 persons stopping me from giving up too. And EVERYONE knows who that is.Even now thier making giggle at joke about bill and dreams.

I'm feeling REALLY shitty atm. There's a thing about REAL mcr fans and how ppl who just joined the mcrmy in '06 were just because they came cool. I didn’t know about them till '06, except for Becca and Katie mentioning them just before the album.

Yeah I didn't even purchase one of their songs till December, just after xmas when I got my i-pod and YES I only purchased them cause my little sister liked them and I was gonna share my pod but one night I listened to I'm not okay and I heard the line I'm not o-fucking-Kay and I was shocked(and strangely happy) that there was a swear cause the music I listened to before went as far as flip and nowhere further.

This is seriously the order of what my music life was I am ashamed to write it

Spice girls

Steps

All saints

Busted

Hilary duff

Mcfly

S club juniors/8

Back to Mcfly

Lil' Chris (I was still into him when I joined buzznet)

MCR

But it's really getting me stressed that some ppl she all of the fans that popped p after tbp as ppl who just jumped on the bandwagon.

So basically yes I didn't love them from bullets, but I wish I had it would have made me feel whole before.

Me just before mcr                                               the other day 

At a linedancing party

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"Ok so you're sure that you'll be ok." I asked Ryan for the billionth time that morning

"Yes now go you NEVER get out apart from going round to Daimiens house."

Wow even the twerp noticed I had no social life. It was 8am. Me, Damien, Bethan and her 2 friends are taking the day off school. Agh the gigs in just under 5 hours. I feel so bad leaving them alone. NO! I'm not going to let them come between me and a good time. I deserve these tickets. So why do I still feel bad.

I went and got in Daimiens car. We decided to take his car instead because mine doesn't make a great impression.

"So where does our saviour live?" Damien asked. Laughing slightly.

"BETHAN lives in Greenwood place. But yes she is a saviour isn't she." I said starting to laugh too.

We hardly talked the rest of the drive, which is really weird because people can rarely shut us up. Madina Lake came on the radio and I cranked it up and started singing along. Damien smirked and joined in.

"Ah so you can speak just your awfully quiet."

"No I'm just thinking. Before we go to the arena I need to go see a friend. I'll be 5 minutes max; it's just to sort out some business."

"What sort of business?"
"Nothing!" He snapped. I looked scared. He never snapped at me. It was scary. He noticed my reaction.

"I'm sorry Bell. It's just really personal."

We don't have any secrets I thought but I didn't dare say it aloud in case he got mad again.

We went roundto Bethans, her two friends were with her. There was a girl around 14/5 she had purple short hair, was wearing a pink linkin park tee, a white and blue checked hoody and jeans. The other, a guy, was about 17 he had long-ish scruffy, brown hair. He was wearing a black tee with a skull on, a DEAD! Hoody and HIM jeans. He wasn't half bad looking.

"Ok, guys this is Bell and Damien, bell and Damien this is Savage and Sam."

"Savage? Cool name."

"Well it's really Sophie but I made up a scene name and eventually shortened it."

"Ok well guys, like I told Bell I have to go see someone it won't take long, just it's best I do it now." Damien informed them not even waiting for a reply he just zoomed round the streets, blanking us.

He marched quickly into a block of flats. As soon as he was out of sight I turned round to talk to everyone.
"Sorry about him. He's been REALLY off today. I don't know why. Maybe it's cause he had to get up early." I told them. Well I told them but I couldn't take my eyes off Sam. I kept flicking my eyes so it wasn't obvious.
"It's ok. Most of us are cranky." Bethan said laughing

"So, Sam, what school do you go to cause I haven't seen you at ours?"

"I'm a senior at the grammar high. Me and Savage both go we're brother and sister."
"Cool. So you guys have spare cash. Care to lend me a ten just need some food at the gig" I said laughing

After that we just talked about music and stuff, till my cell went off.

"Hello?"

"Bell It's Damien, quick come to flat 13 I need you. NOW!!" He's sounded really scared.
I hung up and quickly said something about Damien to everyone, not that they would have been able to make it out and sprinted out of the car into the block bumping into a guy as I went. I ran up the stair to the second floor my heart leaping out of my chest as I did. I looked about franticly for 13. As soon as I spotted it I saw the door was ajar. I ran as quick as I could, seeing as I'd stopped it was hard to run.

"DAMIEN!! WHERE ARE YOU?" I shouted looking about the flat. (Which was huge FYI)

"I'm in the bedroom" His voice sounded weak.

I ran in. Damien was on the floor. Both his eyes were black he had cut all over his face and...And a wound in his side. There was A LOT of blood pouring out.
"Crap Damien what happened?" I asked rushing to take off my jacket to put against the wound.

"I didn't have enough money."

"Enough money for what?" I pulled my cell out again and dialled 911

"Bell I can't tell you. You'd freak out."

"Damien we have NO secrets" I wanted to hear his answer but the operator picked up

"Hello ambulance please. Yeah my friends been stabbed. Um flat 13 in the jetter block. Ok hurry"

"Ok Damien now tell me WHAT??"

"Heroin."

"WHAT?!?!?! How could you do something like that??" I was practically screaming. Damien was smart he would never do that junk.

"It was to help me with finals my head was messed up and a guy offered me methadone and when it stopped working I moved to heroin."

I could hear the sirens already.
"Damien if your head was messed you could have talked to me."

"You were busy with your family and Dwayne moving and the depression."

"Don't dare use that against me you know it was bad then but I still went on didn't i?" I spat it at him. How dare he. He was my best friend.

The ambulance people came in and took him off me.

"Do you want to come in the ambulance with him?" the woman asked.

"No, I'll drive the car up. Damien where are the keys?" Now that I'd calmed down I realised how serious it was. He couldn't even speak now he just pointed to his pocket.

I pulled them out and headed to the car. Everyone was gathered outside to see who the ambulance was for. I just walked past Bethan, Sam and Savage and they just followed me to the car without a word.

*at the hospital*

I sat in the hall at the hospital; we'd been there for hours, I told them to go home, he wasn't their close friend but Sam insisted on staying. Everyone was standing in the arena watching the gig and I was waiting for my secretly junkie friend to come round. Sam came a sat next to me handing me a hot chocolate

"Thanks" I whispered. I could feel tears stinging my eyes.

"He'll be okay Bell. Doctors deal with worse every day." He said putting his arm round my shoulder. I just made a faint noise and rested my head against his shoulder and let a few tears out

"Miss Welby, we need your help with something." Said one of the doctors.

"Umm…ok. What do you need to know?"

"Was Damien on any drugs? Prescription or other. His medical history hasn't came trough."

"Umm… yeah I just found out today. He's on heroin."

"Ok do you know when he last took it?"
"No like I said I only found out to day. It might have been this morning. Might have been last week, I have no clue."

"Ok well his tox-screen will be back soon, I just wanted to see just so we could act sooner."

"Oh right ok. Is it ok if I stand outside the window?"

"Yeah I see no reason why not." He walked away.

"Sam will you come with me?" I asked turning around to face him

"Of course." He said standing.

We walked to the resuscitation room. I looked in the window. There were doctors crowded around Damien checking different machines. Sam gripped my hand as if to say it's scarier than it looked. We continued watching for 20 minutes. All the doctors left eventually. Just a nurse remained. Suddenly she looked worried and I realised why. The sound of his machine had stopped. He was arresting. I nearly collapsed. Doctors rushed back in. they started CPR and shocking him. Tears flowed down my face and I didn't even bother to hide them or wipe them away. It just repeated in front of me, like a bad part of a movie you hate but can't stop watching. Eventually they stoped, but something hit me. The machine hadn't started again. They had switched it off. I dropped to the floor and started sobbing even more.
"NO!! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN. DAMIEN CAN'T… HE JUST CAN'T" I screamed as loud as I could. I felt so alone all of a sudden.

 Then I heard Damien's voice speak to me.

"Bell open your eyes. Come on"

I opened them. I was in my room. I was in my bed. It was all a dream. Oh thank god.

Damien was next to me.

"Damien thank god."

"What happened? I came round to see you before the concert, Ryan let me in and told me you were taking a nap I came in and you were talking in your sleep."

"I had a nightmare. You were on drugs and got stabbed and you were in hospital and died. And…and" I just fell in his arms crying.

"What drugs was I on?" he asked looking…worried?

"Heroin." His face dropped

"Oh Damien your not."

"That’s what I wanted to tell you on Saturday."

"Yeah well you better stop before my dream comes true."

"I will, Now are we going to see this gig or not"

"Ok lets go."

ok this is basically the tagged thing.

1) I only 10 friends on my phone.

2) I lost my eyliner in the cinema

3) every time i curled my hair last year i wore the same top

4) I'm allergy to most clothes detergents

5)The only soap i watch is nieghbour

6) I once tricked a woman to give me a chritan dior bag for £1( she didn't know it was designer)

7) I am on chapther 25 of harry potter

8) I have been in a music video

*in maths*

".. And so that is how you find the length of the opposite. Any question?" My math teacher Miss Cream.

Yeah can you repeat that again cause I didn't ear any of it cause it's almost 1:55 and Casey gets out of school in 5 minutes and I was wondering if my mum would pick her up, I thought to myself. Lucky I have a library period next so that if no one turned up I would be able to get her. The bell rang and I sprinted out the door so I could get the seat at the back of the library where the teachers never heard cell phones.

"Ah Libby-Isabelle. I've been looking for you." Said I voice behind me. I knew whenever my full name is used I'm either in trouble or have to do something terrible.

"Mr Zeta, Is something wrong?" I asked putting on a smile.

"Umm... Sorta… You know your top of your biology class…" he said looking awkward.

"Yeah I've been told." A zillion times I added in my head

"Well there's a freshman class and they…"

"Don't understand anything."

"Yeah." God he must be desperate

"Ok so when do you want me to start?"

"Right now." He had this really hopeful look on his face. Agh I hate being a soft touch.

"Ok not like there's anything that I NEED to do."

I hope.

I walked to room 345.
"Ah brilliant. Okay class Bell will be taking you today to teach you all about photosynthesis." The teacher said as soon as I walked in the door. They all started to give me evil looks. So I started from the very start. No one was listening though.

"Ok so leaves are green because they contain chlorophyll, a pigment that plays an important role in photosynthesis. Any questions?" A guy at the back of the room raised his hand. All his friends were laughing. $20 it's a question totally about leaves.

"Yes?"

"Your that girl who drives the mini van aren't you?" I'm gonna kill him

"Yes I drive a mini van for personally reasons but that is off the topic."

Before I even got the sentence out they were all rioting and shouting stuff at me.

"RIGHT THAT’S IT IF YOU DON'T ALL SHUT UP I HAVE THE POWER TO REFER YOU ALL FOR DETENTION!!!!" I shouted above them all. I don't but it shut them up.

"Thank you." I said my voice little more than a whisper.

I carried on teaching and surprising no one made another remark or major false move.

When the lesson ended I opened my bag and checked my phone. No missed calls. Ok that means Casey was safe,

"Excuse me." I looked up to see one of the students. She had dark blonde hair and was wearing a customised hoody with band names all over.

"Is something wrong? Just most people were dying to leave."

"No I was just wondering. I sorta won tickets to pro rev for Thursday night and I saw you around school and I thought you looked cool and I wanted to know if you wanted 1 of the tickets and a extra 1 because I got 5 and I only have 2 friends that can make it and like the bands."

"Are you serious?" I said trying not to squeal.

"Yeah."

I pinched myself. Nope not a dream.

"Ok...Um thanks. I don't even know your name."
"Bethan Verd."

"Ok Bethan. Here's my cell number. Call me later. I need to talk to my friend so don't give away the extra ticket."
"I won't."
We rushed out of the room because we realised how long we'd been there.

*at home on my laptop*

I was sitting finishing off an English essay when Damien signed on. I didn't see him after the whole ticket extravaganza so I better tell him now.

Most bells ring I rock (you can guess who's that is): hey Jimmy

I am Jim fish fingers: Hey Bella

Most bells ring I rock:  What have I said about calling me Bella?

I am Jim fish fingers: I know but you called me jimmy

Most bells ring I rock:  Okay point taking any ways I got brilliant news

I am Jim fish fingers: oh your dad appeared and gave you $1000000 and you bought a new house for me

Most bells ring I rock: no such luck yet. Lol no I got tickets for pro rev

I am Jim fish fingers: Stop kidding me Libby-Izzy

Most bells ring I rock: Call me Libby-Izzy and you aren't coming

I am Jim fish fingers: Whoa you're serious. How'd you manage that?

Most bells ring I rock: Some Freshman girl gave them to me she said I seemed cool and had 2 spare tickets

I am Jim fish fingers: okkkkk and your sure it’s legit?

Most bells ring I rock: Yeah she seemed serious

I am Jim fish fingers: OK well when you seeing her next?

Most bells ring I rock: I don't know she's calling later

I am Jim fish fingers: Ok well when she does make sure you get mine

Most bells ring I rock: ok I will. G2G Casey needs me

You see me walk the corridor everyday

You have discriminated me in every way

You’ve called me all the names under the sun

You’ve used me as a pun

I have feelings too

So why should I be like you?

And yet we have never talked

And yet I feel stalked

Because every time I turn around

I bet you five pound

You’ll be there

But why should I care

So why do I care

If you always stare

I don’t do you any harm

Why should I be part of you stereotypical farm

But then I look again

And it’s as obvious as Big Ben

You’re as mean as it can get

But I won’t fret

You can laugh and stare

But I won’t care

I’ll still be who I want to be

I’m free

Your part of a flock

There are a thousand clones of you in stock

So next time think twice

Before you have to pay the price

I am unique

Even if I look like a geek

Agh i have too many things in my head at the moment. 1 of my best friends is in norway so i cant talk to her, anothere 1 isn't allowed to see me till his girlfriend goes away cause she wants to spend every minute till then with him(which i undestand), yet another has just found out patrick stump isn't single and has started self-harming AGAIN and the other 2 i haven't talked to properly in awhile.

every guy i have meet recently doesnt want to talk to me cause im werid.

I have a GIANT secret about myself and i cant tell ANYONE cause they will be like "Really..... I NEVER would have guessed... You do know what i means...Right?" or "woah. thats majior you have to stop RIGHT NOW(which i cant)"

ok so i foun this website that says these are the signs you child is a goth and i and going to highlight some

black = uncatagorized

red = d'uh

pink = not just goths

blue = everyone does that

green =think more of how they got it

purple = THAT WOULD BE SIGNS YOUR CHILD IS A CRIMINAL

Wears black clothing. Has piercings or tattoos. Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals). Wears rock T-shirts. Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music. "Hangs out" with new friends. Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports. Takes drugs. Kills people for fun. Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood. Watches cable. Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst. Is secretive. Spends large amounts of time alone. Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know. Misbehaves in school. "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. Uses a computer or the Internet. Plays video games or role-playing games. Reads science fiction or fantasy books. Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room). Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them). Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM. Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools. Sleeps too much or too little. Eats too much or too little. Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex. Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual." Smokes clove cigarettes. Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house. Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal. Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus. Says, "I am a GOTH." Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH." Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties. Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances. Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron. Dances to music. Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.

you make up a family to cheer them up.

my friend Ruth is really depressed and she loves Patrick Stump and i oncemade the joke she kidnaped him and was raping him and now she has two children with him Pheobe(1) and Martin (3) and is expecting twins and her and Patrick are getting married December next year and Gerard is filling as best man after pete leaves to feed his and ashlees baby to do the maid of hounor/best man tradiion lol

* "I don't care what the other boys at school say, I can try out for the cheerleading team IF I WANT TO!!!"
o After Give 'Em Hell Kid, Amsterdam, 5th June 2007
* 'What's that? A red tie? Thank you! Just what I've always wanted!'
o After a fan threw a red tie on-stage, Calgary, Alberta 5/18/07
* (laughing) 'A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have!"
o after Mama, Rock am Ring, Germany (& Tampa, FL 4/19/07)
* 'What's that? You wanna fuck me?....sorry, that seat's taken!"
o 8 June 2007, Download, Donington Park, UK
* I'm not gonna tell you what to do with your life
* You could put a domino mask on anything, and it becomes a superhero. You put a domino mask on a milkman, and he becomes, like, Super Milkman.
* There's definetly moments where, you know, we were asking ourselves, like, are we crazy?!? Is this pushing it too far, you really can't tell because you've become so attached to something, you're so in it, um, that you can't tell. But, um, i kind of have this theory like, if you push like way up, super far, you're always gunna end up a little lower than that, you know, so you actually have to overshoot, then, you know. Unless you completely lose your mind, and then you're going over, way over the top.
o Interview with Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR
* OK so now that we know violence is never the answer lets get this fucking party started!
o During concert in worcester,ma right before teenagers
* Interviewer: That apple, are you enjoying it?
Gerard: It's great. It's green.
* We want you to live each day as if it was your last!
* No war is worth fighting for.
* W-We never expected this, there's somebody very special to this whole band that this award needs to go out to, and a, that's me and Mikey's grandma, Elena, who this record was about, and who passed away before it finished. *crowd claps* and a... *raises award above his head* ...this is for her. And i know she can hear us right now, and we- love you.
o Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena."
* We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black little hearts.
o Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena."
* Nothing stimulates us like urine, you know?
o Interview that aired June 1st, 2007, on the French 'Taratata', when the interviewer asked about the bottles of piss at the Reading Festival
* We wanted to create an environment where there wasn't racism or sexism or homophobia.
o TasteiTTV interview in early 2007
* I would change intolerance and how people treat each other.
o When asked if he had all the power in the world, what he would change on TasteiTTV early 2007
* That's what I mean by normal, I don't like, paint myself in like, red paint naked and run around.
o On TasteiTTV in early 2007, trying to say that he was just a normal guy
* I can find real beauty in things, I was never able to do that, I thought--everything disgusted me, and I was [a] very angry little dude and I don't feel so angry anymore. I just wanna kind of give the world something special.
o TasteiTTV interview in early 2007
* Vegan-Bacon is the best bacon.
o German TRL June 1st 2007
* Now we are going to try to communicate with the dead... [Introducing "The Ghost Of You"]
* No one likes the new kid in school. Because he smells weird and has a penchant for leather and the homoerotic.
o SPIN magazine interview, indirectly referring to himself
* I had a dream last night about a flying van...
* Gerard: "First time, I think--wait, let me think, first time I wore makeup was creepy. Do you wanna hear it?" Frank: "Mine's creepy, too." Ray: "I guarantee that it's you home alone..." Gerard: "Yeah! *laughs* I found some of my mom's lipstick. And the creepy thing was, though, that I was like, 16 to 17 years old, probably about the time I got dumped the first time, but..." Ray: "You should've known it wasn't right." Gerard: "It wasn't right, I put on some lipstick and checked it out in a mirror and I--it definitely reminded me of Rocky Horror [Picture Show] and I was definitely into it." Frank: "Wow." Gerard: "And I would do that sometimes after that. And then, uh...then came the clothes, you know?"
o MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about the first time MCR wore makeup
* Gerard: "This shaped me and brutalized me for a good four years. My first romance I met this girl, um, Barbara, and uh, I was like, this fat kid and she was this cute chick. She was into really cool stuff, like she knew about all these really cool bands that I'd never heard of, like Archers of Loaf and stuff like that and--" Frank: "Whoa..." Gerard: "Yeah, and...I don't know, she was just--she was really rad and I totally fell in love with her and then, uh, she went on vacation to Greece and uh, you know, because of that she had to dump me 'cause she wanted to have fun while she was over there." Frank: *laughs* "Oh, hussy!" Mikey: "You gotta have fun when you're in Greece, man." Frank: *giggles* "Hussy!" Gerard: "It was brutal--" Mikey: "Straight up!" Gerard: "There was moments where I was on the floor pounding, just bawling, drunk..."
o MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about his first romance
* Hostess: "Do you like spiders, Gerard?" Gerard: "They don't really bother me. Frank--" Hostess: "Frank, what the hell...?" Gerard: "Frank is deathly, deathly afraid of them." Hostess: "Well I didn't know that, I feel really bad now." Gerard: "Yeah, well, you should...No I'm just kidding. Nah, he got out of here before he got too scared, so..."
o Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnaphobic.
* Hostess: "I tried to get Frank in, he won't come in." Gerard: "Yeah, he won't 'cause you have a spider in a box."
o Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnaphobic.
* If you don't give me those Cha Cha boots I want for Christmas, I'm dropping out of high school!
o At the very ending of Give Em Hell Kid March 9th 2007
* Fan: "I LOVE MIKEY!" Gerard: "I love Mikey, too."
o Much On Demand on May 11, 2007
* I have a really weird shaped head.
* You're all so nice to each other. If someone falls in the mosh pit, you pick them right up. If someone's crowd surfing, you don't just drop them.
o May 16 at the Credit Union Centre show in Saskatoon, SK. (Said right as a girl walked by after being pulled down from crowd surfing with a bloody nose)
* I wanna jerk you off.
o May 12 at the John Labatt Centre concert
* You with the laser pointer! You silly little prick.
o May 11 at the Air Canada Centre concert
* But, wouldn't a cow be depressed, though? I'm just saying, I mean I don't know... if I was a cow, I think I'd be bummed.
* Ah, look at the size of that fly dude! You could ride that thing. Ohhhhhh shit.
o March 1 at the Allstate Arena Chicago concert
* ATLANTA! Lets get hot! Oh yeahhhh.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* This song is called Headfirst For Halos. It's about blowing your head off! Don't ever fucking do that! That shit ain't cool.
o Introducing Headfirst For Halos at the Bullets release show
* Yeah so basically, I did this song...with...half a- HALF A FAACCE!!
* But seriously, if anybody falls down, you gotta pick them up right away, I don't care how much fun you're having, it is no fun when somebody passes out on the floor.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* No matter what happens, you never, ever resort to violence. You NEVER. Resort. To violence.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* Okay, we're gonna play two more songs for you, then the Black Parade is going to get in their black sedan...and go home. Back to Italy. My Chemical Romance is coming on after this. But personally I think their music isn't that great and they have horrible taste in clothing.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* This song...is about a disease...
o Introducing "Cancer" at many of the concerts in 2007.
* If you have seen any one that has fell on the ground I want you to stop what ever you are
doing and pick them up!
o Talking to the mosh pit
* Everybody back the fuck up! I am dead serious, I am not that pretty!
o Houston, TX April 14, 2007
* Gerard: "It was a good time. It was the salad days, like, you know what I mean?"
Mikey: "the Roy Roger's fixins bar." Gerard: "The Roy Roger's fixins bar..." Interviewer: "What is Mikey talking about?" Gerard: "I have no idea."
* *BOB FOLLOWING BAND AROUD FINDS GERARD SITTING AT THE COMPUTER*.
Bob:gerard who do you love? Gerard:*Scrolls downpage* Reads name*i love megan wadden? Mikey:Who the fuck is she?
* Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
* That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!
* I literally said to myself, ‘Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference!'
o Spin magazine interview
* This song is for anyone who is affected by this disease.
o When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* Hmm....What can I say about this song? Well...Oh yes! This song is about a disease!
o When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* We'd hate to see any of you think to solve your problems with violence.
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* Annie is pretty badass.
o When asked about his favorite musical.
* We only have two songs left! So I want you to...really feel the music. Er...get sexy or something.
o Columbia, MD 4/27/07
* The Black Parade's only got two songs left, but next up is My Chemical Romance. If you're asking me, which you aren't, but anyhow, I think they're horrible dressers. And their language is atrocious.
o Columbia, MD 4/27/07
* It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to.
* My Chemical Romance are from New Jersey, Thursday are from New Jersey, but the Black Parade are from Italy. Just so you know.
* "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the United Kingdom's number one killing machine." [points at crowd]
* Violence is never the answer!...Now, I hoped that you guys would know that. I only said it because I love the sound of my own voice.
o Nashville, TN 4/25/07
"I just have one thing to say: *starts dancing*
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* I popped a rib earlier, so I might not be able to dance that much...
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* The Black Parade has to go home soon, so you're gonna be stuck with My Chemical Romance. I'm sorry. That singer has a despicable mouth, he dresses funny, and he can't sing!
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* (cackling after Mama) A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have.
o Tampa, FL 4/19/07 & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 & Nashville, TN 4/25/07
* Tampa show me your face!
* We are Le Black Parade. Let me hear you say it. (fans say it). Le Black Parade - it's French. Get with it. It's new. It's fashionable. Get with it - It's French.
o Tampa 4/19/07
* I'm a jacket slut.
* I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel sexy.
* The flies on my pants are broken, but I wear them because I like them.
o To the audience at Brighton Center 3/21/07
* (after fans shouting) Do you guys, you guys have your own like MCRmy battle chant thing goin on..is that what that is (fans scream), thats fucking impressive, can we hear it? (fans yell back "MCRmy what is your profession..oo oo oo")..that's amazing! Give these guys a hand, most of you are probably all MCRmy in here, thank you so much.
o Radio One Show at Koko on 2nd of April 2007. Incidentally, this chant is from the film 300, in which the king is asking what his allies' army does. The few he asks respond with "potter" "sculptor" and "blacksmith". He then turns to his army and shouts "SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!" to which they respond with three loud war cries.
* You guys feel like dancing at all? You guys feel like hearing a bad british accent at all (fans scream) *in British accent* Do you guys feel like dancing at all, would you love to go dancing (fans laugh).
o Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07
* What is that? Is that a boa? I sure do love boas, ya know just saying.
o Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07
* We're gonna play you a song about a disease now.
o Introducing cancer at the Radio 1 show at Koko on 4/2/07
* We're going to turn the lights down real low now, not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you....
o Wembley Arena 3/29/07 before doing Ghost Of You
* Sometimes I tie my shoes, sometimes I make no sense at all.
o Wembley arena 3/29/07
* You know its funny. I'd probably get arrested for just holding this.
o After a fan threw a bra onstage 3/27/07
* You guys keep singing, I'm just gonna go over here, and I'm gonna touch myself. (fans scream very loudly)
o Nottingham Ice Arena 3/26/07
* Do you like to dance? (fans scream) DO YOU LIKE TO FUCKING DANCE!!
(fans scream even louder)
o M.E.N Arena 3/24/07
* All our old fans, who've been with us from the very beginning; you welcome the new fans. If there's one thing MCR hates more than anything, it's those fucking elitists!
o February 24th, Hartford, CT Show.
* 'Cause as much as we like to hear you scream, we LOOOVE to hear you BOOOO! *fans boo loudly* Gerard: YOU FUCKING LOVE US!
o March 24th, M.E.N arena & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* You love us even though we have no respect for anything!
o March 24th, M.E.N Arena.
* This is a song about the United Kingdom's greatest killing machine.
o Before performing 'Teenagers', March 24th, MEN Arena.
* Singing* Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap. *Speaking* On three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, *Singing* Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. *Speaking Again* That's possibly the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here.
o My Chemical Romance Tour Concert, 22nd March 2007, Birmingham, England
* I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic.
* The Black Parade went home... back to Italy!
o To an audience, Oakland, California show 2007
* The Black Parade fucking hates glowsticks.
o Oakland, California 3/15/07
* Ooo, what do we have here? Oh my God, it's a WHITE T-SHIRT! God I love these things, thank you! **After a fan threw a white t-shirt onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago
* What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, I'm not going to. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them!
o To the audeince after a fan threw pink bunny ears onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago
* Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you.
* The Black Parade is DEAD!"
o To audience at March 13 show in San Diego, when the band came out as My Chemical Romance, after they played as the Black Parade
* Okay, I have to say thank you to every motherfucker in the audience. I have seen a couple people fall in the pit, and everytime someone has, everyone aroud them has helped them up. We haven't had to stop once, Because you guys are that fucking good!
o To audience at March 13th show in San Diego
* On the count of three, everyone say fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah TOMMY!"
o To audience at March 13th show in San Diego to MCR's good friend Tommy
* You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers...
o To audience, Hartford, CT show 2007
* Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful.
* If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail.
* I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!
* I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something.
* Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
* Everyone, spit on this motherfucker.
* Everyone, say 'fuck you.'
* Everyone, flip me off!
* I hope you're all having a fucking good time!
* Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are.
* Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
* Hey, you see these sexy security guards, yes, very sexy security guards, well during this next song fucking get up right to them and push them over!
* A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now.
o Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena after fans threw various "gifts" (socks) on stage
* Heh. A boa. I love these things...
o Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena. Fans throw red boa on stage, Gerard wears it during Mama.
* My favorite!
o While picking up a red boa on February 28th, Joe Louis. Fans had previously thrown a pink one onstage on the December 14th concert at Cobo Arena in Detroit.
* I'm sure you all have seen in the tabloids calling us some emo death cult. But I'm sure you know that we have never encouraged you to be anything than your fucking selves, and to never take any one else's mother-fucking shit!
o February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit
* The Black Parade thanks you for all of your gifts! Including the socks!
o February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit
* OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically dissapearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind.
o show at Forum March 10
* We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance...if you're into that kinda shit!
o show in Hartford CT 2007
* (To audience)I saw a sparkler out there, that shit's gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man.
* (To audience)I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear! (Crowd screams) We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands.
* At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a HELL lot better looking then them!
o Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006
* Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him...
o Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006
* Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh."
o MCR Concert, Luna Park BigTop, Sydney, Australia. 26th January 2007
* “What I did realize on the Big Day Out, and that is, that we don't fit in with fucking anybody!
o January 23rd, Concert at The Tivoli, Brisbane
* Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!
* This is a weird lookin' room, like the shape of it...But there's nothing weird lookin' about you guys, thank you so much for coming out here tonight!
o Between songs while playing Festival Hall in Melbourne [29th January]
* I think a man who could wear a leather jacket and listen to Liza Minelli, is a real badass, that’s what I think.
o During an interview at SummerSonic ’06
* When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.
* It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years.
o Alternative Press December 2004
* For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be. It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.
o Alternative Press December 2004
* Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone! Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in... Frank: Oh god! Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere! Mikey: I did that one time... Gerard: What about the times with the radio? Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
* Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!
o When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV
* Gerard: "We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see." Frank: "It's true."
o Interview in L.A.
* Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
o The album booklet for the CD “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge”
* Well...it's funny you mention that, because I'm still living in a basement. I've just moved back in with my mom.
o When asked about life on the road and the transformation from basements to houses on MuchMusic.
* If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.
o KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison'
* We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uh, this sun stuff kind of sucks.
* I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
* If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.
* It tastes like somebody stole my wallet.
* Who is that worm?
o After a driver almost hit fans at a show on December 10. Gerard then proceeded to chase the car)
* Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don’t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here.
o Warped Tour '05 in VA. Kurt Cobain was also quoted saying something similar, though not exact.
* Interviewer: “Organic or chemical?" Gerard: "Organic." Frank: "...Depending..." Ray: "Chemical, I think." Mikey: "Organic...wait, no, chemical?" Gerard: "Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!" Ray: "Nothing tastes good organic." Mikey: "Sweet 'n' Low." Frank: "Pears are good organic."
o AOL interview -- this or that
* Are you going to talk about my new love of raw clams?
o AP interview, December 06
* It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife.
o Blender interview
* Fuck yeah; I’m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I’ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I’m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I’m gonna go to Blockbuster. I’m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it.
o Blender interview
* None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness.
o When asked by Blender what the next country the US would save should be
* I really hate physical violence, but there’s this one where this kid is talking shit forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch.
o When asked by Blender what the funniest You Tube video of 2006 was
* Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: “Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fiancée. That's it." Gerard: “Aw.” Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"
o Spike TV Scream Awards interview, 2006
* So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’ Well, I guess you’re in on the secret!
o At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA
* Like the band really saved all our lives, so it's kind of our way of getting back with the band, is to try to save other people's lives.
* What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.
* People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny.
o Kerrang interview
* Well, he's my biggest inspiration, and not just as a songwriter, but as a human being. He was somebody who was very unashamed of what he was, and he didn't care, I mean, like, he'd dress up like a harlequin, rock half a mic stand... but, I mean, who could beat him?
o About Freddie Mercury On Channel 4's 'My Chemical Romance Profile' show, UK TV
* When this stops being special, when we become part of the problem, it will be time to quit. It can happen on the next record or five records from now. When this stops meaning something, we'll all walk away.
o 'Spin' magazine interview
* I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, [---] 'cause I'm half italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer.
o Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips)
* There's this crazy band playing, basically letting him know that he's dead.
o Making the video for 'Welcome to the Black Parade'
* Coming up next... I have a knot in my hair.
* Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.” Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."
o AOL this or that interview
* In the UK they're intoxicated, wasted. 2pm - wasted ... but extremely enthusiastic, really pure.
o Talking about fans in the UK - Fuse interview
* Canada's difficult to operate in, 'cause their money's all weird and funny. It's got funny colours and border-crossing's a pain in the butt. But other than that, once you get over the border, and you deal with the funny coloured money, everything's really awesome.
o Fuse interview
* America, of course, is America. We all know how America is.
o Fuse interview
* In England, I'm the extremo Morrisey. I don't know what that means. I guess, like, it's a bungey-jumping Morrisey. I don't know what it means really.
* Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..."
o Australia MTV interview
* Interviewer: "Well if you guys were performing today, unfortunately, no your really busy you don't have time, but we would of flown Liza Minnelli out here for you." Gerard: "Really??" Interviewer: "No, that's total bullshit."
o Australia MTV interview
* Yeah, it's better than a blowjob.
o Big Day In Interview , Channel V Feb 18th
* I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things.
* Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on their side and you want to throw a football at my head?
* We're not rockstars--we're sick like the rest of you.
* I don't mind being extremly extraordinary onstage, but I'm not going to bullshit people.
* People will bitch and complain about us....'dude you're still making the same fucking pop punk record!' What do you fucking expect? Are you that surprised?
* Rock stars should give people hope.
* It's difficult watching someone deteriorating.....it's all about survival.
* But my hair has nothing to do with what I want to say. It's the needless fucking celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind.
* Hey, it's a Capri Sun. Anyone wants juice? It's good for you. Drink that shit.
o At a concert where someone threw juice on stage, Nassau Coliseum, 2/23/07.
* Steven:"I don't know how to tie a tie." Gerard:"Frank does, he went to Catholic School."
o Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips)
* Girl's capri breakfast pants...they kinda rule, though, they're really comfortable.
o Pulling out a pair of bright green capris from his suitcase on MCR's bus on MTV's My Chemical Diary at Warped Tour (only shown in Phillipines)
* I don't want people to be afraid of living, which I think is everybody's biggest fear. I want people to express themselves how they want. If that means dressing up in women's clothing, so be it. I'm very opposed to intolerance, racism and sexism. Men are still being called 'faggot.' I see women being treated as second-class citizens, even in punk rock. So if it's happening there, it's happening everywhere. I'm very much into acceptance.
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* I don't think I should say this, but Mikey was bootlegging Disney movies that were only out, like, in the Philippines -- like Song of the South and The Black Cauldron -- which he'd fucking sell on eBay. A private investigator came to our house, and he got nabbed. But they didn't throw him in jail. He was fifteen!
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* Interviewer: "At this point, those marching-band outfits you wear onstage must smell like shit." Gerard: "It's the weirdest thing. They don't! We sweat all over them, but they don't retain the sweat or stain from the sweat. There have been times we went two weeks straight in them, and they didn't smell."
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* Gerard: "30's not old. 30's like the new 20." Frank: "Yeah...for trees."
o Interview in London March 29, 2007.
* I was this hermit artist kid who was Mikey's weird older brother.
* We always felt we were much more of a rock 'n' roll band.
* All of us grew up as geeks, getting picked on and being told we weren't good enough. It's not meant to inspire you to acts of violence. Everything is a metaphor.
* It's really about two boys living in New Jersey who lost their grandma.
o On 'Helena'
* No one was allowed in there when I was doing my thing.
* There's a pageantry to rock that's been missing, and that's the ambition on the new record.
o About 'The Black Parade'
* Just blowin' around, (high pitched voice) blowin' around...
o Onstage at Wembley Arena, March 30th
* You dirty, disgusting, glowstick-loving, motherfucking animals!
* I just got so emo I fell apart.
o Talking about his action figure
* Everyone take a step backward on the count of three, one, two, three! Come on, go back! I am not that pretty!
o Telling the people in the pit to spread out 4/14/07 in Houston
* Making the Black Parade was the biggest challenge...met them in a parking lot, they brought knives, they cheated, it wasn't fair...I think they won.
o Talking about the biggest challenge of their year on At Much Music Live!
* (laughing)You know, little of this, little of that! Let's just say I'm good at the rodeo!
o When asked how he got into SPIN magazine, circa 2004
* No let me tell my story. You guys need to shut up.
o Trying to tell a story about Titi, a voodoo man, on WSOU circa '04.
* Hey Guys, We like to keep all of you in the loop because although you are fans we see you as our friends...I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. In light of this joyous event, the band has decided to give he and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all of the things a newlywed couple should do. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continue to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.We thank all of your for your love and support, and know you are all as happy for him as we are.
See you on the road, Gerard.
o From mychemicalromance.com
* There's a way to avoid them see...oh shit, they have two of them.
o While trying to avoid one spotlight another shines on him
* I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!
* Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.
* I don't understand the 'cutesy frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole.
* Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?"
Gerard: "I'd jump too."
o 97x radio station interview in Tampa, FL
* Okay, um Mikey? This lollipop you threw at my head, it just broke, it shattered.
* FUCKIN' AAAA! ...This isn't like that one KROQ show we played where I couldn't curse at all. We got banned from Orange County. BUT I CAN CURSE ALL I FUCKIN' WANT HERE!
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* Beach balls at festival shows are the work of the devil.
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* This song got us arrested in France because it's about getting fucked in the ass!
o Introduing "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison" at KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* How many ladies we got in the house today? *girls scream* ...It looks like there's a lot more of you than that. HOW MANY FUCKIN' LADIES WE GOT HERE TODAYYY? *girls scream louder* Now that we have your undivided female attention, I want you to do us a favor. You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life, right ladies? *girls scream* You're gonna see skeazy-ass rock dudes in skeazy-ass rock bands and they're gonna come up to you and ask you to SHOW YOUR TITS FOR A BACKSTAGE PASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN' DO? I WANT YOU TO SPIT RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE!"
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* Today is a very special day for two reasons.One: it is Halloween. Two: it is Frank Iero's fifteenth birthday!
o At halloween show on October 31, 2006
* Can you flip that veiw screen around? I got some salt water in my eye. I'm in the shit for sure.
o During the Making of the Video: the Ghost of You
* Steven: "Rachel Reed wants to know if Gerard sleeps naked." Frank: "Yes he does." Gerard: "No, no I don't. Wait, what?" Frank: "He did when he was sleeping with me." Steven: "Whoa...My Chem exposed." Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!"
o interview on Steven's Untitled Rock Show (SURS) during the Bamboozle
* "Live every day as if it was your last"
o 7th Avenue Drop on Fuse
* "We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?"
o Onstage at Worchester, Mass. on 5/8/07
[edit] Life On The Murder Scene
* "And then this guy came up in sweat pants- Frank [covers face with hands]: oh no! Gerard:"-and a hockey jersey and his name was Howard Benson"
* "We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!"
o At Warped Tour 2004
* Frank: "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer." Gerard: "(putting on makeup) fuck youuuu."
* "Cellphones are the new lighters."
* "The only place that really scared the shit out of me was the Tenderloin. I walked out of the bus in my makeup and costume and some dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house yelled 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'"
* "I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
* "This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
* "If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!"
* "It's that women's cut... they always fall down."
o Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour 2004 where he was extremely intoxicated
* "It's for the hamster I'm gonna buy! Ahh it's so perfect!"
o Gerard after opening a hamster cage at MCR's Secret Santa
* "What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And I killed like so many plants..."
* "We'd be like 'Naw dude, it's got this part that's like RRNRRRNNN!'"
* "Howard [Benson] taught us the golden rule of song structure." Frank: "*laughs* It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S."
* Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good!"
* Girl: "It smells like the shit in here." Gerard: *sigh* "...It's not us!"
* Camera operator: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard." -slants camera- "This is what Gerard sees."
Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That’s all it would be."
* "The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a mustache' -- no, 'I will never grow a mustache or a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song..." Frank: "It kinda sounds like a Descendents song." Gerard: "Yeah, yeah, it kinda does! And...she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had ruined. You know, I'd always wanted to escape my old elementary school, so of course it's a good idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school, right?"
o Talking about his role as Peter Pan in the musical and how his grandmother made his costume
* Frank: "You really have to love someone to...smell them at their worst." Gerard: "Yeah...I get pretty gruesome, too."
* “Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are. And we've overcome that in order to do what we do.”
* “Who’s going to see Morrissey tomorrow here? Fuck yeah dude, what like 10 of you?”
* "I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fucking coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fucking cigarettes and it sucks."
* "I am the master of the wicket..."
o Making of the 'I'm Not Okay' video
* "This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. It was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was...shh I was good."
* Bob: "Did you get kicked in the balls by someone named Frankie?" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering-- Bob: "That just hurt?" Gerard: --I was wondering what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, "Whoa he's playing over there," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like...'What did I do?'"
* "Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's and stuff."
* "We're trying to figure out how to play croquet by ourselves, because we don't know. I think Frank knows a little, but..."
* "Women being objectified...so many bad things that are just inherent and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way."
oOn 'rock and roll'
* "Not drinking. Not partying. Just wanted to have a veggie-burger."
* " has anyone seen my kungfoo lately?? coz it has gotten toottaallyy. awesome!" ( live disk - you know what they do to guys like us in prison)
* "just coz' your bigger then me.just coz' your smarter then me! just coz you drive a better car then me! does not mean. NO WAY, no how. i am sucking YOU off, for ANY ammount of money."( live disk- give em' hell kid.)

*a few hours later*

Katie,Bob,Sophie,Frank,Hayeley and Ray are visting with my presents. I realised a few minutes after Ruth left she still hadd my presents but Katie brought it sown. Samarra isn't here. She had to go do something. Wow I never heard Wil berefered to as something before she's really starting to annoy me but the t-shirt is really cool.

Sophie and Frank got me a pair of floresent pink jeans and black vans with white skulls on. Katie and Bob got me a sketch pad and a pencil and a teddy and Hayeley and Ray got me a funeral for a friends album.

"Thank you guy and Becca I'll be expecting your present as soon as you get out."I said placing the presents on my side table."umm I've got some news for you.."
Your pregnant."Becca said laughing.
"Do you have a part in your brain that everytime you hear I've got news you say Your pregnat?" Katie said looking confussed.
"Yes. I've said it to Mikey before. Is that wrong?"
"Yes to both." I said staring at everyone seriously
"Both???"
"It's wrong and thats my news."
Everyone shut up.I could hear Gerardd laughing really quietly.
"Your joking Gerard's laughing."Ray said
"Nope it's the truth.I'm laughing at the fact your all awake and quiet for the time in forever."He said laughing even louder
"That means I'm going to be an aunt."Sophie said after a while
"Well done." I said claping slowly.
"Shut up."
"So anyone got any other news." Katie asked
"Now that you mention it  ME and Frank have set a date for wedding but that won't be as exciting as offspring." Sophie said doing a fake mad voice.
"Don't insult my child/ren like that." gerard said laughing
"Whatever. It's in a month."
"I get out in two days so we can look at dresses."
"When is everyone getting out?" Bob asked.
"Well i'm out in two days. Gee?"
"Another for me"
"Becca?"
"I dunno about a week aswell I guess And i found that Mikey will be out 3 days after comes round"
"Is it natural to be in a coma that long?"
"No cause it isn't natural it's induced."
"ok."
"well we better head on home."Sophie said.

Every gave me Becca and Gee an hug and left.

Her jaw practically hit the floor “What how can you?? You said how much you hated abortions” she said.

Ok that was true but I never thought I would be in this position.

“It’s ok Ruth I decided I’m keeping it.” I said trying to calm her down

“Ok.” Her cell went off. She looked at it. “It’s a text from Katie. Pick up some milk we’re making shakes.”

“OMG we’re so immature.”

“Yeah well I’ll sew you later. Bye babes. Oh and tell Gerard he’ll be happy.” She said running out of the ward.

I just sat there. It was really quiet then suddenly someone’s machine went off. BECCAS!!! Doctors rushed in. Her curtains were drawn. OMG what’s happening. Becca has to be ok. She’s my best friend. OMG. All I could hear was doctors talking and calling out instructions.

 After a few minutes the curtains were brought back. She’s sitting up. Oh thank god she was just waking up.

“You scared me there Bex.” I shouted across to her when the doctors left.

“I’m sorry. Emma, 1 question. Why the fuck is my hair blonde??”

“Oh they had to take out the purple cause it was only temp. Soz Bex”

“Oh well, I’ll just get Mikey to go to HT and get me some more.”

Ah I knew there would be a problem.

“Becca, look beside you.”

Becca turned her head. Even though it was the other way I could see the shock and sadness on it.

“OH MY GOD, Mikey, what’s wrong with him?”

“Same thing that’s been wrong with you for the last few days. He’s in a coma. He’ll come round.”

“Ok.”

I pulled the parcel Sam had given me before I left. I didn’t want to open it. Fuck it it’s my birthday, I’m opening it. As I ripped the black paper with stars I realised that it was a top. There was a picture of everyone that I’d taken a while ago in the park. We looked so happy. There was also writing underneath. Think happy thoughts. I have to tell Gee. God I hate being a coward.

“Gerard, I need to tell you something.” I said sitting in the chair next to his bed.

“Ok Emz, what is it?” he said smiling “oh 1 thing first happy birthday beautiful.” He said kissing me.

“Thanks…umm… Gee you know I love you more than anything in the world… except my i-pod but you’re getting close to beating it.” I said trying to stall for time.

“I think I know where this is going” I said with an awkward look on his face.

“How? Did you hear me and Ruth talking earlier?

“What? No. Ruth knows? How?”

“I told her earlier. She told me to tell you she said you’d be happy I know I am.”

“What? How can I be happy my girlfriends cheating on me.”

“What the fuck no I’m not. How could you think that?”

“Well if that’s not what you were talking about then what were you?”

“Oh... Emmmm. Shit... I’m pregnant.” I said. I whispered pregnant so quietly I swear only dogs would have been able to hear it.

"Thats....good I suppose. Have you thought about it?"

"Yeah.Im keeping them."

"THEM?!?!?"

Oh shit here we go

first check out my here's the proof video before you read this

http://web3.aftenbladet.no/underholdning/article475720.ece

Translation

Gerard arrived in dark sunglasses, black clothing and black hair to the interview in the backstage-area at Hove. With a becoming, but absolutely not exaggerated arrogance, he told us willingly about the expectations to tonights concert and his relationship to the Norwegian fans.

-We've unfortunately never been to Norway before, but I think our relationship with our Norwegian fans is the same as with fans from other parts of the world. We care about them, and we owe it to them to do our best. Our fans are intelligent people.

He promised that the band would deliver on stage too and that he thought it was exciting that so many people wanted MCR to come to the Hove festival.
He loves to stand in front of an ecstatic audience and to watch how they react when the band enters the stage.


Gerard Way really wanted to watch the canadian punk-rockers in Billy Talent, who played before them on the mainstage.
The two bands have been following each other on several festivals this summer, and have become friends. When they play
on the same place, they always try to catch each others shows.

-I'm a huge fan of Billy Talent, I've liked them for a long time. I'm watching their show tonight.
I'm so bad at remembering names of songs, but the first song on the first album I liked right away.

But you don't remember the name?

-No, of course I don't. But it stuck to my head, and I've been a fan ever since.


Gerard makes it clear that he won't answer stupid questions, and he doesn't like it when journalists always ask about
his hair and other 'silly questions'. So the journalist felt quite awkward when she asked a question about

Gerard's marriage plans. [He announced the engagement a week ago, his brother Mikey is on his
honeymoon and could unfortunately not be at Hove, so it seemed like a relevant question], and the reply was:

-Actually, I'm not engaged anymore.. That's just something that happens.


After a short and very awkward moment with silence, we might as well ask the ultimate question, that only fans that have seen MCR's dvd would understand.
On the the dvd, Gerard gets a hamster cage for Christmas and he promises to buy a hamster to put in it.

Did you get the hamster?

-That's not a stupid question question at all! No, unfortunately not..
I had a hamster when I was younger and would have wanted one now too,
it's just that I'm afraid I'll kill it on the tour bus, he says, and tells us that
he loves animals, but that he has extreme cat allergy. So a cat is then,
with other words, out of the question for the American rockstar.

-I love animals, but I can't guarantee that they get along as well with me.
I hope so....Gerard chuckles, before he sneaks out with his dark sunglasses
and agrees to a short photo session with a fan.

i work for a band and i'm really good friends with the guitarest. he told me earlier tat they want to make it big so thier going to climb on top of my local museum. Yeah thier gonna make it big. I can see the headline now:"band arrested for cllimbing on top of linen centere."

It's not just that but he wants me to help and because i'm thier promoter i feel like i have to.I'm really scared they'll get aressted/kill themselves.

Ok soz its so short but i'll write more later

Me and frank just got back from the hospital. I hate that place. Frank sat down on the sofa. Somethings up with him.Something big.
"Frank whats wrong?" I said sitting next to him.
"Nothing. Do you want take away tonight?" He said trying to change the subject
"Frank we've known each other long enough to know when somethings wrong."
"You seriously want to know?" Frank said raising his voice.
"YES!"
"GERARD THINKS EMMA'S CHEATING!!!"
"What is he stupid shes been in l;ove with him for coming on a decade!"
Frank stormed out. Slamming the door loudly. I was used to this. We fight. Frank storms out. Buys on beer. comes home. We end up in bed. Hey it's better than him taking out his anger on me.

*sings* its my birthday.... and i'm in hospital... and i'm pregnant........and my boyfriend doesn't know... hmmmmm. This isn't as i planned. I called Ruth. I know we're not close but she did her majior in phycology so its all good
I drifted off to sleep.

I arrived at a door with a sign on it
Kaz& Elliot's room.
I opened the door. there's twin toddlers sitting on the floor fighting over  a teddy. When the girl saw me she got up and came over.
"Mama tell Elliot to give me the teddy." She said. I'm prosoming she's Kaz. The girl was short for a four year old(well i prosomed she was 4.)She had dark brown hair an lokked like my mom. wait did she just call ME mama? Ok well if she did that mean Elliot was my child to, This is getting too much
"Elliot...Give...Kaz the teddy."
"OK mama.".Wow this kids obbedediant. Elliot is taller than Kaz and has black nearly purple hair.

A voice came behind me"Emma, Emma. EMMA WAKE UP!!"

"Your present as if you haven't guessed.But you don't get it till you tell me."
"aghhh.. ok..Is Gerard awke?"
"No, You made me drive 3 miles to tell you that.?"
"1) Thats like a 15 minute drive 2) no.Emm I'm pregnant"

"Ok...erm congrats?What did you need me to sort it out then?"
"I might not keep it."