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Agh i have too many things in my head at the moment. 1 of my best friends is in norway so i cant talk to her, anothere 1 isn't allowed to see me till his girlfriend goes away cause she wants to spend every minute till then with him(which i undestand), yet another has just found out patrick stump isn't single and has started self-harming AGAIN and the other 2 i haven't talked to properly in awhile.

every guy i have meet recently doesnt want to talk to me cause im werid.

I have a GIANT secret about myself and i cant tell ANYONE cause they will be like "Really..... I NEVER would have guessed... You do know what i means...Right?" or "woah. thats majior you have to stop RIGHT NOW(which i cant)"

ok so i foun this website that says these are the signs you child is a goth and i and going to highlight some

black = uncatagorized

red = d'uh

pink = not just goths

blue = everyone does that

green =think more of how they got it

purple = THAT WOULD BE SIGNS YOUR CHILD IS A CRIMINAL

Wears black clothing. Has piercings or tattoos. Wears a pentagram or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals). Wears rock T-shirts. Listens to GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, or to other antisocial music. "Hangs out" with new friends. Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities such as church, prayer, and sports. Takes drugs. Kills people for fun. Stays up late at night and/or drinks blood. Watches cable. Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst. Is secretive. Spends large amounts of time alone. Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know. Misbehaves in school. "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. Hears music when the only sound is noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. Uses a computer or the Internet. Plays video games or role-playing games. Reads science fiction or fantasy books. Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room). Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them). Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, HINDUISM and BUDDHISM. Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools. Sleeps too much or too little. Eats too much or too little. Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in sex. Is a homosexual, bisexual, or "pansexual." Smokes clove cigarettes. Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house. Eats GOTH-related foods such as Count Chocula breakfast cereal. Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus. Says, "I am a GOTH." Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH." Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties. Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances. Owns more than one cast-iron cauldron. Dances to music. Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.

you make up a family to cheer them up.

my friend Ruth is really depressed and she loves Patrick Stump and i oncemade the joke she kidnaped him and was raping him and now she has two children with him Pheobe(1) and Martin (3) and is expecting twins and her and Patrick are getting married December next year and Gerard is filling as best man after pete leaves to feed his and ashlees baby to do the maid of hounor/best man tradiion lol

* "I don't care what the other boys at school say, I can try out for the cheerleading team IF I WANT TO!!!"
o After Give 'Em Hell Kid, Amsterdam, 5th June 2007
* 'What's that? A red tie? Thank you! Just what I've always wanted!'
o After a fan threw a red tie on-stage, Calgary, Alberta 5/18/07
* (laughing) 'A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have!"
o after Mama, Rock am Ring, Germany (& Tampa, FL 4/19/07)
* 'What's that? You wanna fuck me?....sorry, that seat's taken!"
o 8 June 2007, Download, Donington Park, UK
* I'm not gonna tell you what to do with your life
* You could put a domino mask on anything, and it becomes a superhero. You put a domino mask on a milkman, and he becomes, like, Super Milkman.
* There's definetly moments where, you know, we were asking ourselves, like, are we crazy?!? Is this pushing it too far, you really can't tell because you've become so attached to something, you're so in it, um, that you can't tell. But, um, i kind of have this theory like, if you push like way up, super far, you're always gunna end up a little lower than that, you know, so you actually have to overshoot, then, you know. Unless you completely lose your mind, and then you're going over, way over the top.
o Interview with Gerard Way and Frank Iero of MCR
* OK so now that we know violence is never the answer lets get this fucking party started!
o During concert in worcester,ma right before teenagers
* Interviewer: That apple, are you enjoying it?
Gerard: It's great. It's green.
* We want you to live each day as if it was your last!
* No war is worth fighting for.
* W-We never expected this, there's somebody very special to this whole band that this award needs to go out to, and a, that's me and Mikey's grandma, Elena, who this record was about, and who passed away before it finished. *crowd claps* and a... *raises award above his head* ...this is for her. And i know she can hear us right now, and we- love you.
o Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena."
* We want to thank the fans from the bottom of our black little hearts.
o Receiving the award on Kerrang for the Video "Helena."
* Nothing stimulates us like urine, you know?
o Interview that aired June 1st, 2007, on the French 'Taratata', when the interviewer asked about the bottles of piss at the Reading Festival
* We wanted to create an environment where there wasn't racism or sexism or homophobia.
o TasteiTTV interview in early 2007
* I would change intolerance and how people treat each other.
o When asked if he had all the power in the world, what he would change on TasteiTTV early 2007
* That's what I mean by normal, I don't like, paint myself in like, red paint naked and run around.
o On TasteiTTV in early 2007, trying to say that he was just a normal guy
* I can find real beauty in things, I was never able to do that, I thought--everything disgusted me, and I was [a] very angry little dude and I don't feel so angry anymore. I just wanna kind of give the world something special.
o TasteiTTV interview in early 2007
* Vegan-Bacon is the best bacon.
o German TRL June 1st 2007
* Now we are going to try to communicate with the dead... [Introducing "The Ghost Of You"]
* No one likes the new kid in school. Because he smells weird and has a penchant for leather and the homoerotic.
o SPIN magazine interview, indirectly referring to himself
* I had a dream last night about a flying van...
* Gerard: "First time, I think--wait, let me think, first time I wore makeup was creepy. Do you wanna hear it?" Frank: "Mine's creepy, too." Ray: "I guarantee that it's you home alone..." Gerard: "Yeah! *laughs* I found some of my mom's lipstick. And the creepy thing was, though, that I was like, 16 to 17 years old, probably about the time I got dumped the first time, but..." Ray: "You should've known it wasn't right." Gerard: "It wasn't right, I put on some lipstick and checked it out in a mirror and I--it definitely reminded me of Rocky Horror [Picture Show] and I was definitely into it." Frank: "Wow." Gerard: "And I would do that sometimes after that. And then, uh...then came the clothes, you know?"
o MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about the first time MCR wore makeup
* Gerard: "This shaped me and brutalized me for a good four years. My first romance I met this girl, um, Barbara, and uh, I was like, this fat kid and she was this cute chick. She was into really cool stuff, like she knew about all these really cool bands that I'd never heard of, like Archers of Loaf and stuff like that and--" Frank: "Whoa..." Gerard: "Yeah, and...I don't know, she was just--she was really rad and I totally fell in love with her and then, uh, she went on vacation to Greece and uh, you know, because of that she had to dump me 'cause she wanted to have fun while she was over there." Frank: *laughs* "Oh, hussy!" Mikey: "You gotta have fun when you're in Greece, man." Frank: *giggles* "Hussy!" Gerard: "It was brutal--" Mikey: "Straight up!" Gerard: "There was moments where I was on the floor pounding, just bawling, drunk..."
o MTV VMA Virgins interview in 2005 when asked about his first romance
* Hostess: "Do you like spiders, Gerard?" Gerard: "They don't really bother me. Frank--" Hostess: "Frank, what the hell...?" Gerard: "Frank is deathly, deathly afraid of them." Hostess: "Well I didn't know that, I feel really bad now." Gerard: "Yeah, well, you should...No I'm just kidding. Nah, he got out of here before he got too scared, so..."
o Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnaphobic.
* Hostess: "I tried to get Frank in, he won't come in." Gerard: "Yeah, he won't 'cause you have a spider in a box."
o Much On Demand in December 2005 after Frank Iero ran outside to sign autographs after the hostess brought out a tarantula, knowing that he was arachnaphobic.
* If you don't give me those Cha Cha boots I want for Christmas, I'm dropping out of high school!
o At the very ending of Give Em Hell Kid March 9th 2007
* Fan: "I LOVE MIKEY!" Gerard: "I love Mikey, too."
o Much On Demand on May 11, 2007
* I have a really weird shaped head.
* You're all so nice to each other. If someone falls in the mosh pit, you pick them right up. If someone's crowd surfing, you don't just drop them.
o May 16 at the Credit Union Centre show in Saskatoon, SK. (Said right as a girl walked by after being pulled down from crowd surfing with a bloody nose)
* I wanna jerk you off.
o May 12 at the John Labatt Centre concert
* You with the laser pointer! You silly little prick.
o May 11 at the Air Canada Centre concert
* But, wouldn't a cow be depressed, though? I'm just saying, I mean I don't know... if I was a cow, I think I'd be bummed.
* Ah, look at the size of that fly dude! You could ride that thing. Ohhhhhh shit.
o March 1 at the Allstate Arena Chicago concert
* ATLANTA! Lets get hot! Oh yeahhhh.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* This song is called Headfirst For Halos. It's about blowing your head off! Don't ever fucking do that! That shit ain't cool.
o Introducing Headfirst For Halos at the Bullets release show
* Yeah so basically, I did this song...with...half a- HALF A FAACCE!!
* But seriously, if anybody falls down, you gotta pick them up right away, I don't care how much fun you're having, it is no fun when somebody passes out on the floor.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* No matter what happens, you never, ever resort to violence. You NEVER. Resort. To violence.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* Okay, we're gonna play two more songs for you, then the Black Parade is going to get in their black sedan...and go home. Back to Italy. My Chemical Romance is coming on after this. But personally I think their music isn't that great and they have horrible taste in clothing.
o Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* This song...is about a disease...
o Introducing "Cancer" at many of the concerts in 2007.
* If you have seen any one that has fell on the ground I want you to stop what ever you are
doing and pick them up!
o Talking to the mosh pit
* Everybody back the fuck up! I am dead serious, I am not that pretty!
o Houston, TX April 14, 2007
* Gerard: "It was a good time. It was the salad days, like, you know what I mean?"
Mikey: "the Roy Roger's fixins bar." Gerard: "The Roy Roger's fixins bar..." Interviewer: "What is Mikey talking about?" Gerard: "I have no idea."
* *BOB FOLLOWING BAND AROUD FINDS GERARD SITTING AT THE COMPUTER*.
Bob:gerard who do you love? Gerard:*Scrolls downpage* Reads name*i love megan wadden? Mikey:Who the fuck is she?
* Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
* That's what happens when you're all borderline psychotic and therein lies the beauty of this band - our duality. There's a duality to each band member too. There's a desire to have this constant conflict. If we write a write a song and it turns out really poppy, we have to make the lyrics really fucked up. There's psychosis to everything we do for sure. One day we're probably gonna write this number one pop tune that will be about a massacre!
* I literally said to myself, ‘Fuck art. I’ve gotta get out of the basement. I’ve gotta see the world. I’ve gotta make a difference!'
o Spin magazine interview
* This song is for anyone who is affected by this disease.
o When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* Hmm....What can I say about this song? Well...Oh yes! This song is about a disease!
o When introducing "Cancer" Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* We'd hate to see any of you think to solve your problems with violence.
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* Annie is pretty badass.
o When asked about his favorite musical.
* We only have two songs left! So I want you to...really feel the music. Er...get sexy or something.
o Columbia, MD 4/27/07
* The Black Parade's only got two songs left, but next up is My Chemical Romance. If you're asking me, which you aren't, but anyhow, I think they're horrible dressers. And their language is atrocious.
o Columbia, MD 4/27/07
* It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to.
* My Chemical Romance are from New Jersey, Thursday are from New Jersey, but the Black Parade are from Italy. Just so you know.
* "Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the United Kingdom's number one killing machine." [points at crowd]
* Violence is never the answer!...Now, I hoped that you guys would know that. I only said it because I love the sound of my own voice.
o Nashville, TN 4/25/07
"I just have one thing to say: *starts dancing*
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* I popped a rib earlier, so I might not be able to dance that much...
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* The Black Parade has to go home soon, so you're gonna be stuck with My Chemical Romance. I'm sorry. That singer has a despicable mouth, he dresses funny, and he can't sing!
o Ft. Lauderdale, FL 4/22/07
* (cackling after Mama) A surprise party? For me? You shouldn't have.
o Tampa, FL 4/19/07 & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07 & Nashville, TN 4/25/07
* Tampa show me your face!
* We are Le Black Parade. Let me hear you say it. (fans say it). Le Black Parade - it's French. Get with it. It's new. It's fashionable. Get with it - It's French.
o Tampa 4/19/07
* I'm a jacket slut.
* I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel sexy.
* The flies on my pants are broken, but I wear them because I like them.
o To the audience at Brighton Center 3/21/07
* (after fans shouting) Do you guys, you guys have your own like MCRmy battle chant thing goin on..is that what that is (fans scream), thats fucking impressive, can we hear it? (fans yell back "MCRmy what is your profession..oo oo oo")..that's amazing! Give these guys a hand, most of you are probably all MCRmy in here, thank you so much.
o Radio One Show at Koko on 2nd of April 2007. Incidentally, this chant is from the film 300, in which the king is asking what his allies' army does. The few he asks respond with "potter" "sculptor" and "blacksmith". He then turns to his army and shouts "SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!" to which they respond with three loud war cries.
* You guys feel like dancing at all? You guys feel like hearing a bad british accent at all (fans scream) *in British accent* Do you guys feel like dancing at all, would you love to go dancing (fans laugh).
o Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07
* What is that? Is that a boa? I sure do love boas, ya know just saying.
o Radio One Show at Koko on 4/2/07
* We're gonna play you a song about a disease now.
o Introducing cancer at the Radio 1 show at Koko on 4/2/07
* We're going to turn the lights down real low now, not because we don't think your pretty, or because we don't respect you....
o Wembley Arena 3/29/07 before doing Ghost Of You
* Sometimes I tie my shoes, sometimes I make no sense at all.
o Wembley arena 3/29/07
* You know its funny. I'd probably get arrested for just holding this.
o After a fan threw a bra onstage 3/27/07
* You guys keep singing, I'm just gonna go over here, and I'm gonna touch myself. (fans scream very loudly)
o Nottingham Ice Arena 3/26/07
* Do you like to dance? (fans scream) DO YOU LIKE TO FUCKING DANCE!!
(fans scream even louder)
o M.E.N Arena 3/24/07
* All our old fans, who've been with us from the very beginning; you welcome the new fans. If there's one thing MCR hates more than anything, it's those fucking elitists!
o February 24th, Hartford, CT Show.
* 'Cause as much as we like to hear you scream, we LOOOVE to hear you BOOOO! *fans boo loudly* Gerard: YOU FUCKING LOVE US!
o March 24th, M.E.N arena & Atlanta, GA 4/24/07
* You love us even though we have no respect for anything!
o March 24th, M.E.N Arena.
* This is a song about the United Kingdom's greatest killing machine.
o Before performing 'Teenagers', March 24th, MEN Arena.
* Singing* Everybody tie your shoe, I don't care about you. Everybody tie your shoe, clap clap. *Speaking* On three, cause I wanna get my shoes tied now, so I'm gonna tie my fucking shoes!...wait...okay, *Singing* Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. Everybody tie your shoes, clap clap. *Speaking Again* That's possibly the fucking stupidest thing I've ever done up here.
o My Chemical Romance Tour Concert, 22nd March 2007, Birmingham, England
* I have the potential to be a fantastic alcoholic.
* The Black Parade went home... back to Italy!
o To an audience, Oakland, California show 2007
* The Black Parade fucking hates glowsticks.
o Oakland, California 3/15/07
* Ooo, what do we have here? Oh my God, it's a WHITE T-SHIRT! God I love these things, thank you! **After a fan threw a white t-shirt onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago
* What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well as much as I know you want me to put these on, I'm not going to. I do know my good friend IERO here'll like them!
o To the audeince after a fan threw pink bunny ears onto the stage at March 1, 2007 show in Chicago
* Even if you stop believing in us, we'll never stop believing in you.
* The Black Parade is DEAD!"
o To audience at March 13 show in San Diego, when the band came out as My Chemical Romance, after they played as the Black Parade
* Okay, I have to say thank you to every motherfucker in the audience. I have seen a couple people fall in the pit, and everytime someone has, everyone aroud them has helped them up. We haven't had to stop once, Because you guys are that fucking good!
o To audience at March 13th show in San Diego
* On the count of three, everyone say fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah TOMMY!"
o To audience at March 13th show in San Diego to MCR's good friend Tommy
* You dirty, dirty, dirty motherfuckers...
o To audience, Hartford, CT show 2007
* Hey, girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise. That's all. Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You're good enough, you are too good. Love your family with all your heart and listen to it. You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 4 or 14. It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others. I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey, girls, you are beautiful.
* If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail.
* I'm Gerard Way and I'm here to steal your boyfriend!
* I feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something.
* Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
* Everyone, spit on this motherfucker.
* Everyone, say 'fuck you.'
* Everyone, flip me off!
* I hope you're all having a fucking good time!
* Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. We're all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are.
* Who wouldn't want to catch a guy in a bear suit?
* Hey, you see these sexy security guards, yes, very sexy security guards, well during this next song fucking get up right to them and push them over!
* A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now.
o Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena after fans threw various "gifts" (socks) on stage
* Heh. A boa. I love these things...
o Show in Detroit, Joe Louis Arena. Fans throw red boa on stage, Gerard wears it during Mama.
* My favorite!
o While picking up a red boa on February 28th, Joe Louis. Fans had previously thrown a pink one onstage on the December 14th concert at Cobo Arena in Detroit.
* I'm sure you all have seen in the tabloids calling us some emo death cult. But I'm sure you know that we have never encouraged you to be anything than your fucking selves, and to never take any one else's mother-fucking shit!
o February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit
* The Black Parade thanks you for all of your gifts! Including the socks!
o February 28th, 2007 Joe Louis Arena, Detroit
* OOH, somebody brought a laser pointer, which is... magically dissapearing before our very eyes. Nobody likes the guy with the laser pointer duuuude. *audience boo fan* It's worse than jerking off, that shit'll make you blind.
o show at Forum March 10
* We are the Black Parade! Coming up next is My Chemical Romance...if you're into that kinda shit!
o show in Hartford CT 2007
* (To audience)I saw a sparkler out there, that shit's gotta be illegal! That's ok though, I appreciate that sparkler. As long as you don't have any fuckin' bottle rockets I'm down with you, man.
* (To audience)I know something you don't! And that is... I'm not wearing any underwear! (Crowd screams) We're gonna get sexy for a minute! Ooh. Lemme see you clap your hands.
* At times there will be people out there who are willing to do anything to put you down! But don't EVER solve that with violence! Cause you're faster then them, better then them, and a HELL lot better looking then them!
o Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006
* Mikey here thinks that nobody in here likes him...
o Playing in Stockholm, November 8th 2006
* Who wants to go out...not out with me, out of the mosh."
o MCR Concert, Luna Park BigTop, Sydney, Australia. 26th January 2007
* “What I did realize on the Big Day Out, and that is, that we don't fit in with fucking anybody!
o January 23rd, Concert at The Tivoli, Brisbane
* Look at me with my pretty bracelet and tiara, I'm a fuckin' princess!
* This is a weird lookin' room, like the shape of it...But there's nothing weird lookin' about you guys, thank you so much for coming out here tonight!
o Between songs while playing Festival Hall in Melbourne [29th January]
* I think a man who could wear a leather jacket and listen to Liza Minelli, is a real badass, that’s what I think.
o During an interview at SummerSonic ’06
* When you're touring and the minute you tell someone that you're from Jersey it's the equivalent of telling them you just got out of jail.
* It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years.
o Alternative Press December 2004
* For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be. It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us.
o Alternative Press December 2004
* Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can't believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight. Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone! Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in... Frank: Oh god! Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere! Mikey: I did that one time... Gerard: What about the times with the radio? Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
* Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!
o When asked what kinds of surprises the band likes to do for their fans on fuse TV
* Gerard: "We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. You know we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see." Frank: "It's true."
o Interview in L.A.
* Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive."
o The album booklet for the CD “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge”
* Well...it's funny you mention that, because I'm still living in a basement. I've just moved back in with my mom.
o When asked about life on the road and the transformation from basements to houses on MuchMusic.
* If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.
o KROQ, rambling after performing 'Prison'
* We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uh, this sun stuff kind of sucks.
* I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
* If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen-year-old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.
* It tastes like somebody stole my wallet.
* Who is that worm?
o After a driver almost hit fans at a show on December 10. Gerard then proceeded to chase the car)
* Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, and don’t listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here.
o Warped Tour '05 in VA. Kurt Cobain was also quoted saying something similar, though not exact.
* Interviewer: “Organic or chemical?" Gerard: "Organic." Frank: "...Depending..." Ray: "Chemical, I think." Mikey: "Organic...wait, no, chemical?" Gerard: "Oh! Hell yeah, chemical!" Ray: "Nothing tastes good organic." Mikey: "Sweet 'n' Low." Frank: "Pears are good organic."
o AOL interview -- this or that
* Are you going to talk about my new love of raw clams?
o AP interview, December 06
* It's insanely gleeful...This record is like running around a field of flowers with a butcher knife.
o Blender interview
* Fuck yeah; I’m going to get some comfortable pants! Why stop there? Maybe a nice cable knit sweater. Maybe I’ll buy a house for my thirtieth birthday next year. I’m gonna get a Dodge Stratus. I’m gonna go to Blockbuster. I’m gonna get whatever shower curtain I want. Because I deserve it.
o Blender interview
* None. I think we should send a country some cupcakes. You think some cupcakes would cheer up North Korea? Kill ’em with deliciousness.
o When asked by Blender what the next country the US would save should be
* I really hate physical violence, but there’s this one where this kid is talking shit forever to this other kid, and the dude gets into this weird jujitsu pose and just knocks him out with one punch.
o When asked by Blender what the funniest You Tube video of 2006 was
* Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Wow, I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: “Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fiancée. That's it." Gerard: “Aw.” Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"
o Spike TV Scream Awards interview, 2006
* So, there’s been a lot of talk about us being a part of an ‘emo death cult.’ Well, I guess you’re in on the secret!
o At the Y101, Snowball 2006 Concert in VA
* Like the band really saved all our lives, so it's kind of our way of getting back with the band, is to try to save other people's lives.
* What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.
* People don't know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space... it’s funny.
o Kerrang interview
* Well, he's my biggest inspiration, and not just as a songwriter, but as a human being. He was somebody who was very unashamed of what he was, and he didn't care, I mean, like, he'd dress up like a harlequin, rock half a mic stand... but, I mean, who could beat him?
o About Freddie Mercury On Channel 4's 'My Chemical Romance Profile' show, UK TV
* When this stops being special, when we become part of the problem, it will be time to quit. It can happen on the next record or five records from now. When this stops meaning something, we'll all walk away.
o 'Spin' magazine interview
* I was really bummed 'cause last year on Warped Tour I got a really bad sun tan, [---] 'cause I'm half italian so I tan really good." "Really?" "Yeah, it's a bummer.
o Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips)
* There's this crazy band playing, basically letting him know that he's dead.
o Making the video for 'Welcome to the Black Parade'
* Coming up next... I have a knot in my hair.
* Interviewer: “Wild night out or romantic night in?” Frank: “Romantic night in.” Mikey "Wild night out." Gerard: *grins* "Wild night in."
o AOL this or that interview
* In the UK they're intoxicated, wasted. 2pm - wasted ... but extremely enthusiastic, really pure.
o Talking about fans in the UK - Fuse interview
* Canada's difficult to operate in, 'cause their money's all weird and funny. It's got funny colours and border-crossing's a pain in the butt. But other than that, once you get over the border, and you deal with the funny coloured money, everything's really awesome.
o Fuse interview
* America, of course, is America. We all know how America is.
o Fuse interview
* In England, I'm the extremo Morrisey. I don't know what that means. I guess, like, it's a bungey-jumping Morrisey. I don't know what it means really.
* Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone." Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..."
o Australia MTV interview
* Interviewer: "Well if you guys were performing today, unfortunately, no your really busy you don't have time, but we would of flown Liza Minnelli out here for you." Gerard: "Really??" Interviewer: "No, that's total bullshit."
o Australia MTV interview
* Yeah, it's better than a blowjob.
o Big Day In Interview , Channel V Feb 18th
* I'm not psychotic... I just like psychotic things.
* Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on their side and you want to throw a football at my head?
* We're not rockstars--we're sick like the rest of you.
* I don't mind being extremly extraordinary onstage, but I'm not going to bullshit people.
* People will bitch and complain about us....'dude you're still making the same fucking pop punk record!' What do you fucking expect? Are you that surprised?
* Rock stars should give people hope.
* It's difficult watching someone deteriorating.....it's all about survival.
* But my hair has nothing to do with what I want to say. It's the needless fucking celebrity bullshit that makes it a grind.
* Hey, it's a Capri Sun. Anyone wants juice? It's good for you. Drink that shit.
o At a concert where someone threw juice on stage, Nassau Coliseum, 2/23/07.
* Steven:"I don't know how to tie a tie." Gerard:"Frank does, he went to Catholic School."
o Steven's Untitled Rock Show - FUSE (My Chemical Romance Make-Up Tips)
* Girl's capri breakfast pants...they kinda rule, though, they're really comfortable.
o Pulling out a pair of bright green capris from his suitcase on MCR's bus on MTV's My Chemical Diary at Warped Tour (only shown in Phillipines)
* I don't want people to be afraid of living, which I think is everybody's biggest fear. I want people to express themselves how they want. If that means dressing up in women's clothing, so be it. I'm very opposed to intolerance, racism and sexism. Men are still being called 'faggot.' I see women being treated as second-class citizens, even in punk rock. So if it's happening there, it's happening everywhere. I'm very much into acceptance.
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* I don't think I should say this, but Mikey was bootlegging Disney movies that were only out, like, in the Philippines -- like Song of the South and The Black Cauldron -- which he'd fucking sell on eBay. A private investigator came to our house, and he got nabbed. But they didn't throw him in jail. He was fifteen!
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* Interviewer: "At this point, those marching-band outfits you wear onstage must smell like shit." Gerard: "It's the weirdest thing. They don't! We sweat all over them, but they don't retain the sweat or stain from the sweat. There have been times we went two weeks straight in them, and they didn't smell."
o Rolling Stone interview, Nov 30, 2006
* Gerard: "30's not old. 30's like the new 20." Frank: "Yeah...for trees."
o Interview in London March 29, 2007.
* I was this hermit artist kid who was Mikey's weird older brother.
* We always felt we were much more of a rock 'n' roll band.
* All of us grew up as geeks, getting picked on and being told we weren't good enough. It's not meant to inspire you to acts of violence. Everything is a metaphor.
* It's really about two boys living in New Jersey who lost their grandma.
o On 'Helena'
* No one was allowed in there when I was doing my thing.
* There's a pageantry to rock that's been missing, and that's the ambition on the new record.
o About 'The Black Parade'
* Just blowin' around, (high pitched voice) blowin' around...
o Onstage at Wembley Arena, March 30th
* You dirty, disgusting, glowstick-loving, motherfucking animals!
* I just got so emo I fell apart.
o Talking about his action figure
* Everyone take a step backward on the count of three, one, two, three! Come on, go back! I am not that pretty!
o Telling the people in the pit to spread out 4/14/07 in Houston
* Making the Black Parade was the biggest challenge...met them in a parking lot, they brought knives, they cheated, it wasn't fair...I think they won.
o Talking about the biggest challenge of their year on At Much Music Live!
* (laughing)You know, little of this, little of that! Let's just say I'm good at the rodeo!
o When asked how he got into SPIN magazine, circa 2004
* No let me tell my story. You guys need to shut up.
o Trying to tell a story about Titi, a voodoo man, on WSOU circa '04.
* Hey Guys, We like to keep all of you in the loop because although you are fans we see you as our friends...I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. In light of this joyous event, the band has decided to give he and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all of the things a newlywed couple should do. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continue to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.We thank all of your for your love and support, and know you are all as happy for him as we are.
See you on the road, Gerard.
o From mychemicalromance.com
* There's a way to avoid them see...oh shit, they have two of them.
o While trying to avoid one spotlight another shines on him
* I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!
* Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too.
* I don't understand the 'cutesy frontman' tag I've been given. I just thought people liked me because I'm a crazy asshole.
* Question: "Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are all hanging on a cliff. Who would you save first?"
Gerard: "I'd jump too."
o 97x radio station interview in Tampa, FL
* Okay, um Mikey? This lollipop you threw at my head, it just broke, it shattered.
* FUCKIN' AAAA! ...This isn't like that one KROQ show we played where I couldn't curse at all. We got banned from Orange County. BUT I CAN CURSE ALL I FUCKIN' WANT HERE!
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* Beach balls at festival shows are the work of the devil.
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* This song got us arrested in France because it's about getting fucked in the ass!
o Introduing "You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison" at KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* How many ladies we got in the house today? *girls scream* ...It looks like there's a lot more of you than that. HOW MANY FUCKIN' LADIES WE GOT HERE TODAYYY? *girls scream louder* Now that we have your undivided female attention, I want you to do us a favor. You're gonna be going to rock shows for the rest of your natural life, right ladies? *girls scream* You're gonna see skeazy-ass rock dudes in skeazy-ass rock bands and they're gonna come up to you and ask you to SHOW YOUR TITS FOR A BACKSTAGE PASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN' DO? I WANT YOU TO SPIT RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING FACE!"
o KROQ's Weenie Roast 2005
* Today is a very special day for two reasons.One: it is Halloween. Two: it is Frank Iero's fifteenth birthday!
o At halloween show on October 31, 2006
* Can you flip that veiw screen around? I got some salt water in my eye. I'm in the shit for sure.
o During the Making of the Video: the Ghost of You
* Steven: "Rachel Reed wants to know if Gerard sleeps naked." Frank: "Yes he does." Gerard: "No, no I don't. Wait, what?" Frank: "He did when he was sleeping with me." Steven: "Whoa...My Chem exposed." Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!"
o interview on Steven's Untitled Rock Show (SURS) during the Bamboozle
* "Live every day as if it was your last"
o 7th Avenue Drop on Fuse
* "We are all very--Ooh, is this a present?"
o Onstage at Worchester, Mass. on 5/8/07
[edit] Life On The Murder Scene
* "And then this guy came up in sweat pants- Frank [covers face with hands]: oh no! Gerard:"-and a hockey jersey and his name was Howard Benson"
* "We are My Chemical Romance and we come from New Jersey, where we shoot motherfuckers like you!"
o At Warped Tour 2004
* Frank: "FUCK! I forgot to get hand sanitizer." Gerard: "(putting on makeup) fuck youuuu."
* "Cellphones are the new lighters."
* "The only place that really scared the shit out of me was the Tenderloin. I walked out of the bus in my makeup and costume and some dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house yelled 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out!'"
* "I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"
* "This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"
* "If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!"
* "It's that women's cut... they always fall down."
o Commenting after his pants fell down during a performance on Warped Tour 2004 where he was extremely intoxicated
* "It's for the hamster I'm gonna buy! Ahh it's so perfect!"
o Gerard after opening a hamster cage at MCR's Secret Santa
* "What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And I killed like so many plants..."
* "We'd be like 'Naw dude, it's got this part that's like RRNRRRNNN!'"
* "Howard [Benson] taught us the golden rule of song structure." Frank: "*laughs* It's spelled C-H-O-R-U-S."
* Gerard: "I like Starbucks. I know people are going to hate me for saying it-" Frank: "No man, you can't." Gerard: "But...it's so damn good!"
* Girl: "It smells like the shit in here." Gerard: *sigh* "...It's not us!"
* Camera operator: "Let's have a day in the life of Gerard." -slants camera- "This is what Gerard sees."
Gerard: "'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That’s all it would be."
* "The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a mustache' -- no, 'I will never grow a mustache or a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song..." Frank: "It kinda sounds like a Descendents song." Gerard: "Yeah, yeah, it kinda does! And...she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had ruined. You know, I'd always wanted to escape my old elementary school, so of course it's a good idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school, right?"
o Talking about his role as Peter Pan in the musical and how his grandmother made his costume
* Frank: "You really have to love someone to...smell them at their worst." Gerard: "Yeah...I get pretty gruesome, too."
* “Just to know that it's okay to be messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are. And we've overcome that in order to do what we do.”
* “Who’s going to see Morrissey tomorrow here? Fuck yeah dude, what like 10 of you?”
* "I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fucking coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fucking cigarettes and it sucks."
* "I am the master of the wicket..."
o Making of the 'I'm Not Okay' video
* "This kickball game, this is the most fun I've had. It was biblical and amazing and dramatic and I fucked up a little but I was...shh I was good."
* Bob: "Did you get kicked in the balls by someone named Frankie?" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "It just hurt but I didn't care but I was wondering-- Bob: "That just hurt?" Gerard: --I was wondering what he was doing over there in the first place and I was like, "Whoa he's playing over there," and then he kicked me in the balls and I was just like...'What did I do?'"
* "Me and Mikey, we are like a married couple. We share the same CD's and stuff."
* "We're trying to figure out how to play croquet by ourselves, because we don't know. I think Frank knows a little, but..."
* "Women being objectified...so many bad things that are just inherent and ingrained in it that don't have to be that way."
oOn 'rock and roll'
* "Not drinking. Not partying. Just wanted to have a veggie-burger."
* " has anyone seen my kungfoo lately?? coz it has gotten toottaallyy. awesome!" ( live disk - you know what they do to guys like us in prison)
* "just coz' your bigger then me.just coz' your smarter then me! just coz you drive a better car then me! does not mean. NO WAY, no how. i am sucking YOU off, for ANY ammount of money."( live disk- give em' hell kid.)

*a few hours later*

Katie,Bob,Sophie,Frank,Hayeley and Ray are visting with my presents. I realised a few minutes after Ruth left she still hadd my presents but Katie brought it sown. Samarra isn't here. She had to go do something. Wow I never heard Wil berefered to as something before she's really starting to annoy me but the t-shirt is really cool.

Sophie and Frank got me a pair of floresent pink jeans and black vans with white skulls on. Katie and Bob got me a sketch pad and a pencil and a teddy and Hayeley and Ray got me a funeral for a friends album.

"Thank you guy and Becca I'll be expecting your present as soon as you get out."I said placing the presents on my side table."umm I've got some news for you.."
Your pregnant."Becca said laughing.
"Do you have a part in your brain that everytime you hear I've got news you say Your pregnat?" Katie said looking confussed.
"Yes. I've said it to Mikey before. Is that wrong?"
"Yes to both." I said staring at everyone seriously
"Both???"
"It's wrong and thats my news."
Everyone shut up.I could hear Gerardd laughing really quietly.
"Your joking Gerard's laughing."Ray said
"Nope it's the truth.I'm laughing at the fact your all awake and quiet for the time in forever."He said laughing even louder
"That means I'm going to be an aunt."Sophie said after a while
"Well done." I said claping slowly.
"Shut up."
"So anyone got any other news." Katie asked
"Now that you mention it  ME and Frank have set a date for wedding but that won't be as exciting as offspring." Sophie said doing a fake mad voice.
"Don't insult my child/ren like that." gerard said laughing
"Whatever. It's in a month."
"I get out in two days so we can look at dresses."
"When is everyone getting out?" Bob asked.
"Well i'm out in two days. Gee?"
"Another for me"
"Becca?"
"I dunno about a week aswell I guess And i found that Mikey will be out 3 days after comes round"
"Is it natural to be in a coma that long?"
"No cause it isn't natural it's induced."
"ok."
"well we better head on home."Sophie said.

Every gave me Becca and Gee an hug and left.

Her jaw practically hit the floor “What how can you?? You said how much you hated abortions” she said.

Ok that was true but I never thought I would be in this position.

“It’s ok Ruth I decided I’m keeping it.” I said trying to calm her down

“Ok.” Her cell went off. She looked at it. “It’s a text from Katie. Pick up some milk we’re making shakes.”

“OMG we’re so immature.”

“Yeah well I’ll sew you later. Bye babes. Oh and tell Gerard he’ll be happy.” She said running out of the ward.

I just sat there. It was really quiet then suddenly someone’s machine went off. BECCAS!!! Doctors rushed in. Her curtains were drawn. OMG what’s happening. Becca has to be ok. She’s my best friend. OMG. All I could hear was doctors talking and calling out instructions.

 After a few minutes the curtains were brought back. She’s sitting up. Oh thank god she was just waking up.

“You scared me there Bex.” I shouted across to her when the doctors left.

“I’m sorry. Emma, 1 question. Why the fuck is my hair blonde??”

“Oh they had to take out the purple cause it was only temp. Soz Bex”

“Oh well, I’ll just get Mikey to go to HT and get me some more.”

Ah I knew there would be a problem.

“Becca, look beside you.”

Becca turned her head. Even though it was the other way I could see the shock and sadness on it.

“OH MY GOD, Mikey, what’s wrong with him?”

“Same thing that’s been wrong with you for the last few days. He’s in a coma. He’ll come round.”

“Ok.”

I pulled the parcel Sam had given me before I left. I didn’t want to open it. Fuck it it’s my birthday, I’m opening it. As I ripped the black paper with stars I realised that it was a top. There was a picture of everyone that I’d taken a while ago in the park. We looked so happy. There was also writing underneath. Think happy thoughts. I have to tell Gee. God I hate being a coward.

“Gerard, I need to tell you something.” I said sitting in the chair next to his bed.

“Ok Emz, what is it?” he said smiling “oh 1 thing first happy birthday beautiful.” He said kissing me.

“Thanks…umm… Gee you know I love you more than anything in the world… except my i-pod but you’re getting close to beating it.” I said trying to stall for time.

“I think I know where this is going” I said with an awkward look on his face.

“How? Did you hear me and Ruth talking earlier?

“What? No. Ruth knows? How?”

“I told her earlier. She told me to tell you she said you’d be happy I know I am.”

“What? How can I be happy my girlfriends cheating on me.”

“What the fuck no I’m not. How could you think that?”

“Well if that’s not what you were talking about then what were you?”

“Oh... Emmmm. Shit... I’m pregnant.” I said. I whispered pregnant so quietly I swear only dogs would have been able to hear it.

"Thats....good I suppose. Have you thought about it?"

"Yeah.Im keeping them."

"THEM?!?!?"

Oh shit here we go

first check out my here's the proof video before you read this

http://web3.aftenbladet.no/underholdning/article475720.ece

Translation

Gerard arrived in dark sunglasses, black clothing and black hair to the interview in the backstage-area at Hove. With a becoming, but absolutely not exaggerated arrogance, he told us willingly about the expectations to tonights concert and his relationship to the Norwegian fans.

-We've unfortunately never been to Norway before, but I think our relationship with our Norwegian fans is the same as with fans from other parts of the world. We care about them, and we owe it to them to do our best. Our fans are intelligent people.

He promised that the band would deliver on stage too and that he thought it was exciting that so many people wanted MCR to come to the Hove festival.
He loves to stand in front of an ecstatic audience and to watch how they react when the band enters the stage.


Gerard Way really wanted to watch the canadian punk-rockers in Billy Talent, who played before them on the mainstage.
The two bands have been following each other on several festivals this summer, and have become friends. When they play
on the same place, they always try to catch each others shows.

-I'm a huge fan of Billy Talent, I've liked them for a long time. I'm watching their show tonight.
I'm so bad at remembering names of songs, but the first song on the first album I liked right away.

But you don't remember the name?

-No, of course I don't. But it stuck to my head, and I've been a fan ever since.


Gerard makes it clear that he won't answer stupid questions, and he doesn't like it when journalists always ask about
his hair and other 'silly questions'. So the journalist felt quite awkward when she asked a question about

Gerard's marriage plans. [He announced the engagement a week ago, his brother Mikey is on his
honeymoon and could unfortunately not be at Hove, so it seemed like a relevant question], and the reply was:

-Actually, I'm not engaged anymore.. That's just something that happens.


After a short and very awkward moment with silence, we might as well ask the ultimate question, that only fans that have seen MCR's dvd would understand.
On the the dvd, Gerard gets a hamster cage for Christmas and he promises to buy a hamster to put in it.

Did you get the hamster?

-That's not a stupid question question at all! No, unfortunately not..
I had a hamster when I was younger and would have wanted one now too,
it's just that I'm afraid I'll kill it on the tour bus, he says, and tells us that
he loves animals, but that he has extreme cat allergy. So a cat is then,
with other words, out of the question for the American rockstar.

-I love animals, but I can't guarantee that they get along as well with me.
I hope so....Gerard chuckles, before he sneaks out with his dark sunglasses
and agrees to a short photo session with a fan.